Dear #Ugli #Fruit and #ducky Lings,

Oh I iz a happy #lobster.

Why?

After what seems several #hindered years, I again haz a #website. Oh #happy day! Too early to show off, as I have only put up a test site, text only. There is no stopping me now. I am loosed upon the #Interweb. Lock up your #chickens and #free-range sons and daughters and yourself if necessary ...

Awards go to:
- mostly me. I dunz it!
- free #hosting, will let you know the name as soon as I nose it. infinity free (just found out)
- the elders of the #penguin #internet [lobster #sheds a salty #joyful tear]
- the #earth, #Buddha and my two faithless followers for witnessing my success  
- HH priceless Princess James III and King Camel for offering me a safe environment  

It was hard but two cups of green tea and patient #perseverance and victory!

Thanks for your detention. Go in #peace and #Kindness.  

... to be #continuumed