Mastodawn

Hints for the housewife

Finding it hard to attract ants into your home?

Missing Formicidae making long trails across your floors and cabinetry?

#Coles comes to your rescue with their "Australian white Sugar" 1kg bags.

Carefully designed by experts, these bags split almost invisibly, helping the modern housewife spread tiny sugar crystals throughout her home!

And, if cash is short, this product can be returned to a Coles supermarket with their money back guarantee after use.
#DesignFail

BOCVIP Mar 24

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Roger Ap Gwillian Mar 11

I was in #Coles today. They had an ad warning customers about scams. Coles. Warning about scams.

Bwahahahaha. Ironic, much?

The Simple Entrepreneur Mar 7

The Vegan Percy Pig lollies are available at Coles. Go get them! @coles #vegan #lollies #percypig #vegano #plantbased #coles

Dining and Cooking Mar 7

Warning over supermarket protein push as thousands of products hit Aussie shelves: ‘Not good for digestion’

You wouldn’t be alone in thinking you were seeing a lot more of one word at the supermarket: prote…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Nutrition #AustenGillard #Coles #fitnesscoach #gramsofprotein #nutrition #nutritionist #Woolworths #YahooLifestyle
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2544022/warning-over-supermarket-protein-push-as-thousands-of-products-hit-aussie-shelves-not-good-for-digestion/

isol Mar 6

I've previously wondered about Coles proudly advertising
"Almost no substitutions"
when prompting their online shopping.
There are either NO substitutions, or there ARE substitutions.

I just saw this comment elsewhere:

#Coles

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erstwhile Mar 5

and about 3 nanoseconds after that realisation, #ColesWorth lentil counters upped the price of Fresh fruit and veg by 30% in #Oz due to fuel price hikes.

(it may take a few hours to explain to the Lowest paid worker with the price gun tho .. )

yes I see the cogs turning..lentil counters ?? you're confused right.

Well let me set you straight, it easier to explain they make legally more profit, via price per unit, thus a 440 gram can of lentils offers far more profit viability, due to being far more numerous than the equivalent contents of a 440 gram legacy tin of baked beans.

#Coles #Woolworths #ACCC #dérision .. and ... sshhhsh!! #Absurdist

Konomi Kitten Mar 4

I still do not understand Australians need to boot lick Aldi excessively. I read an article today about the other two supermarket brands in AU and without a doubt you'll see people just completely eating the boot for Aldi. It's so weird.

Coles, Woolworths and Aldi are all terrible corporations. Stop doing free propaganda for corporations