Musical thoughts, brought to you by xylometazoline:

1. John Young is to Styx what Malcolm Young is to AC/DC.

2. Tony Iommi isn't considered a rhythm guitarist because Geezer Butler exists.

3. Rob Halford and Dennis DeYoung are the same soul in two bodies.

4. Les Claypool is the clone of Geddy Lee, but brought up in the swamp dimension.

5. Phil Collins' drumming can hit like a .50cal slug. I know this because Neil Peart told me so.

#Blasphemy #Otrivin #ColdsSuck

Ever have one of those days when you just can’t WAIT to take the next dose of DayQuil-type crap?
#ColdsSuck
#HurryUpNoon
#BigBoyProblems

Your health, rated by how many of your holes are leaking uncontrollably:

1: Normal
2:Normal, but too much spicy food.
3:definitely stay home and away from others(I'm here!)
4: GO TO THE DOCTOR
5: How are you still alive?

#sickness
#coldssuck

I am so full of cold 🤧 (yn Gymraeg anyone, plîs? 🙏🏻)

Remarkable how these things develop so quickly, from a tiny bit of scratchy-throat just 48 hrs ago to my face now feeling like it’s in a snot-vice.

#sinuses #ColdsSuck #Winter #SnottyLisa

#ColdsSuck.. just enough to feel ugh.. but not sick enough to be down and OUT.. hate Colds.. just sayn.
Well I hope when I'm over my cold I can get back to this beast. Long over due fanart for the game [Prototype] which also doubles as an AU idea because I absolutely hated the sequel. #art #workinprogress #wip #wips #mastoart #prototype #fanart #coldssuck