Musical thoughts, brought to you by xylometazoline:

1. John Young is to Styx what Malcolm Young is to AC/DC.

2. Tony Iommi isn't considered a rhythm guitarist because Geezer Butler exists.

3. Rob Halford and Dennis DeYoung are the same soul in two bodies.

4. Les Claypool is the clone of Geddy Lee, but brought up in the swamp dimension.

5. Phil Collins' drumming can hit like a .50cal slug. I know this because Neil Peart told me so.

#Blasphemy #Otrivin #ColdsSuck

Your health, rated by how many of your holes are leaking uncontrollably:

1: Normal
2:Normal, but too much spicy food.
3:definitely stay home and away from others(I'm here!)
4: GO TO THE DOCTOR
5: How are you still alive?

#sickness
#coldssuck

I am so full of cold 🤧 (yn Gymraeg anyone, plîs? 🙏🏻)

Remarkable how these things develop so quickly, from a tiny bit of scratchy-throat just 48 hrs ago to my face now feeling like it’s in a snot-vice.

#sinuses #ColdsSuck #Winter #SnottyLisa