I was contemplating ninnies whose trenchant political analysis takes the form of pronouncements like "capitalism bad!", and I was wondering how a person even gets like that. Like, if you're going to say that capitalism is bad, does that mean all aspects of it are bad, and you wouldn't miss any aspects of them if they were taken away? DId you actually give it any thought? What went wrong in your upbringing?

And then I realized: they don't know Coily the Spring Sprite. They don't understand that there is a spry Satanic sprite for everything in the world, just waiting for someone to say "Pshooo, _________. I hope I never see __________ again for as long as I live!" But those of us who live in dread of Coily and his beautiful angelic brethren, we choose our words carefully.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le2eB2xtvBQ

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