Mastodawn

@newyorktimes @most-emailed-newyorktimes #clickbait I still haven’t clicked the many versions of this article. I’m deferring outrage until someone gifts me a #clickbaitspoiler and tells me what she said

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CheapPontoon Apr 29

@TheMirror @the-mirror-TheMirror
#clickbaitspoiler
Trump cuts in front of Queen Camilla to shake hands and block her from receiving line.

CheapPontoon Apr 27

#clickbaitspoiler #kimmel #trump #uspol
The FULL Kimmel joke, for those who don’t want to sift through #clickbait to find it:

in a segment on "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" on Thursday, the comedian delivered a mock White House Correspondents' Dinner roast. "Look at Melania, so beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow," Kimmel quipped.

edit {source: NPR https://www.npr.org/2026/04/27/nx-s1-5801448/melania-trump-jimmy-kimmel )

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CheapPontoon Apr 24

@Androidauth #clickbaitspoiler from DuckDuckGo: After StreamView GmbH's bankruptcy, consumers may still receive after-sale services and support from Established Inc., the U.S. firm that owns the Thomson brand. Established is actively seeking a new partner to continue operations in Europe, but the future of Thomson products remains uncertain.

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CheapPontoon Apr 15

@USAToday @money-USAToday
#clickbaitspoiler buy a dozen donuts, 2nd dozen donuts free.

#usatoday coupon “article”

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CheapPontoon Apr 15

@TheMirror @weird-news-TheMirror
#clickbait #clickbaitspoiler shitty weather.

I was guessing she came back with a monkey.

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CheapPontoon Feb 18

@Le_Parisien @cin-ma-Le_Parisien
#clickbaitspoiler cocaine overdose

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