


is exactly the kind of historical strategy game which Strong Sad would play for hours. (Naturally, most of his playthroughs would be ruined by Strong Bad secretly turning on the Sunset Invasion DLC)
Once upon a time, there was a king who did not like his rival and wished he was rid of him. So he challenged the courtier to a duel. Despite being more experienced in combat, the King was left wounded and humiliated, while the rival was triumphant.
The following month, the courtier found himself being married to a random woman in Sweden. Meanwhile, the King developed some wicked scars.
There is no moral to this story other than how #CKII is a great video game.
