MAGA Jesus Is Not the Real Jesus

Trump is causing incalculable damage to the Christian faith, yet most evangelicals will never break with him.

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In poll after poll...#CheetoJesus' negatives are growing and GROWING.

"...opposition goes through the roof on the big-ticket items, 53% against defense spending cuts, 67% against slashing Medicaid, 72% opposed to cutting Social Security."

https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/umass-poll-donald-trump-elon-musk/

Keller: UMass poll shows public opinion of Trump policies has dropped

A new poll​ from UMass Amherst shows the toll President Trump's policies have taken on public opinion of his administration.

Silver lining: this angry intolerance of dissent may just be what saves democracy. Because #MAGAts are NOT a unified movement; they're a loose & fractious coalition of fascists, racists, nationalists, redpills, talibangelicals, conspiracy theorists, and antigovernment nuts--many of whom hate EACH OTHER (for example, the racists & anti-immigrant nationalists *loathe* JD Vance for marrying a nonwhite daughter of immigrants) almost as much as they hate normies. And their ONLY unifying factor is #CheetoJesus.

Who's an 80-year-old fat guy with TERRIBLE health habits. God is gonna take him out of the picture soon enough, in sha' Allah, and on that happy day, THIS highly-successful intelligence analyst predicts MAGA will friggin' EAT itself, the way the #Daeshbags did when we convinced them they had a mole (which I will neither confirm nor deny...). 😅

https://mstdn.social/@DemocracyMattersALot/114111675334693656

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These MAGAts are awfully angry! No dissent is tolerated. 'Bad nominee': MAGA lashes out at 'disgraceful' Amy Coney Barrett after vote against Trump https://www.rawstory.com/amy-coney-barrett-2671273636/ #SCOTUS #CantMakeMAGAHappy #USPol #SaveDemocracy

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I seriously doubt the military are going to go full Gestapo on people

the police and ICE will but they are thousands and there are millions of immigrants.

unlike the Nazi armies, who swore their lives to the Reich and Hitler, the American military swears to uphold the Constitution. not to mention Mango Mussolini called them losers and desecrated a war memorial for a photo op.

Trump is a manchild who thinks he just play toy soldiers with the troops for his own ends.You might be the next Cuntmander in Chief, but dont forget who is holding the guns

#military #purge #denaturalization #mangomussolini #cheetojesus #fartingfuror #diaperdon #trumpisamanchild

you know, in the strategy game Democracy, if you try to eliminate policies and departments too quickly, you skyrocket your chances of getting, uh, borked out of existence by political dissidents

not that real life is like video games, but it does seem to be a game for a certain Kumquat in Chief

#kumquatinchief #mangomussolini #orangehitler #CheetoJesus #poltiics #democracy #democracy3 #democracy4 #election2024 #project2025

"You're fired!"

"Why?"

"Because you voted for a senile stupidity TV star who crashed the economy."

How can any sane person vote for the "You're fired" guy? How did this orange albatross even get into politics?

#electionday #democracy #freedom #orangeAlbatross #cheetoJesus

Desperate to scrape up cash, #Trump (#CheetoJesus) is now hawking bibles to his MAGAt disciples. Somebody say "AMEN!"

What's going on sale next? One of his kidneys?

"In the lead-up to Good Friday and Easter, former President Donald Trump is selling 'God Bless the USA” bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills. 'Religion and Christianity are the biggest things missing from this country,' Trump said in a promotional video. (AP, Religion News Service)

Trump wants to send troops to the inner cities. A top senator wants to rein him in. - NewsBreak

Sen. Richard Blumenthal is contacting other lawmakers in his bid to overhaul the Insurrection Act.

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