Server Tells Birthday Party Bill is Split 2 Ways. It's $3,500

https://www.dailydot.com/news/server-cant-split-3500-check/
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Haha!!
@kingmeel93 you acting like you have your shit together when you are the cheapest bitch of the group. No Splitting checks & here you are cheaply SPLITTING CHECKS.

#DumbBitch got #Lucky the server should have said #FUCKNOOOO!

Tell your dumbass to go back and figure out your parties payment together #Cheapass

#Cheapasses always #ArriveLate and #Runaway #first, miss courses and save money.
#StayHome

I've finally been able to nag the office to pay the $15 to replace the flipper rubbers on the office pinball machine! A win at last!

#pinball #cheapasses #officepolitics