🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Everyone's #dreams of hitting triple digits just got #crushed by some researchers with calculators. 📉 Apparently, living to 100 is as likely as finding a unicorn in your backyard. 🦄🔍 Thanks, #UW-Madison, for the heads-up—guess we'll have to cancel our centennial party plans. 🎉🚫
https://lafollette.wisc.edu/news/new-research-reveals-longevity-gains-slowing-life-expectancy-of-100-unlikely/ #breakingnews #dreamsc #centennialparty #HackerNews #ngated