“I am ready, with Drake, to singe the King of Spain’s beard; or to tear the Kaiser from his gory throne, in a moment of patriotic passion. But I am not prepared to sit down and argue calmly that such actions are ethically right. All hail to the vehemence and fury of war and of love! But not in these trousers. I must first gird my loins with the saffron philabeg of a dhuine-wassail!”

https://library.hrmtc.com/2024/05/08/i-am-ready-with-drake-to-singe-the-king-of-spains-beard-or-to-tear-the-kaiser-from-his-gory-throne-in-a-moment-of-patriotic-passion-but-i-am-not-prepared-to-sit-down-and-argue-calmly-t/

"I am ready, with Drake, to singe the King of Spain’s beard; or to tear the Kaiser from his gory throne, in a moment of patriotic passion. But I am not prepared to sit down and argue calmly that such actions are ethically right. All hail to the vehemence and fury of war and of love! But not in these trousers. I must first gird my loins with the saffron philabeg of a dhuine-wassail!" - The Hermetic Library Blog

I am ready, with Drake, to singe the King of Spain’s beard; or to tear the Kaiser from his gory throne, in a moment of patriotic passion. But I am not prepared to sit down and argue calmly that such actions are ethically right. All hail to the vehemence and fury of war and of […]

The Hermetic Library Blog

I... just...

Jail. Immediate jail, no possibility of parole, throw away the key,

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#StarWars #ButNot

The Empire Strips Back: A Burlesque Parody

Enjoy a night of burlesque with sexy stormtroopers at this Star Wars parody. Find out if The Empire Strips Back is coming to a city near you and get tickets!

Look...
If it's completely fine for a woman to keep keys, phones, knickknacks, and lipstick in her tiddy cleavage, it should be equally fine for me to reach into a belly fold and pull out a laptop. Just sayin.

#shitpost #butnot

Testing how dumb I can be here:

Before the TV show Cheers, had anyone even heard of cultural Norms?
#dadjokes #butnot #becauseitdoesntmakesense #ironichashtags

Huh...just saw my first soft porn kinda account on Masto. #porn #butnot