Ah, the infinite wisdom of tech acquisitions: OpenAI's latest purchase is a *website* that demands more #cookies than a grandma's jar 🍪 and #JavaScript that will crash your browser faster than you can say "404 error" 🤦‍♂️. As if 2023 wasn’t already the year of peak #irony.
https://openai.com/index/openai-acquires-software-applications-incorporated #techacquisitions #OpenAI #browsercrash #HackerNews #ngated
OpenAI acquires Software Applications Incorporated, maker of Sky

Enhancing how people use AI on their computers.

Tidewave Web is here to revolutionize coding by crashing your browser with #Rails and Phoenix magic! 🌊✨ It's like a coding agent that actually needs therapy—constantly disconnecting to remind you how much it *cares* about your development environment. 🚀🔧
https://tidewave.ai/blog/tidewave-web-phoenix-rails #TidewaveWeb #CodingRevolution #PhoenixMagic #BrowserCrash #DeveloperLife #TechInnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Tidewave Web: in-browser coding agent for Rails and Phoenix

Today, we're introducing Tidewave Web for Rails and Phoenix: a coding agent that runs directly in the browser alongside your web application, in your own development environment, with full page and code context.

Tidewave
Ah yes, yet another "groundbreaking" fractal grapher that requires the immense power of JavaScript to "run" 🏃‍♂️💨. As if we needed a new excuse for browsers to crash while pretending to be #mathematicians 🤡🔢.
https://www.juliascope.com/ #fractalgraphing #JavaScriptperformance #browsercrash #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
JuliaScope: The Fractal Graphing Calculator

🚀🕵️‍♂️ Well, congratulations, you can now run AI agents *directly* in your browser, because what we really needed was more stuff to slow down Chrome. 🙄🤖 Apparently, #HTML is the new frontier of making things unnecessarily complex, because who doesn't love a good old browser crash? 💥
https://blog.mozilla.ai/wasm-agents-ai-agents-running-in-your-browser/ #AIagents #BrowserCrash #Complexity #TechNews #HackerNews #ngated
Wasm-agents: AI agents running in your browser

One of the main barriers to a wider adoption of open-source agents is the dependency on extra tools and frameworks that need to be installed before the agents can be run. In this post, we show how to write agents as HTML files, which can just be opened and run in a browser.

Mozilla.ai
🌬️🤯 "Breathe deep, achieve enlightenment, and crash your browser simultaneously! Who knew holding your breath could make you see the future... and website errors? 🖥️🔮"
https://www.nature.com/articles/s44271-025-00247-0 #BreatheDeep #AchieveEnlightenment #BrowserCrash #FutureVision #WebsiteErrors #HackerNews #ngated
Decreased CO2 saturation during circular breathwork supports emergence of altered states of consciousness - Communications Psychology

Circular breathwork induces altered states of consciousness similar to psychedelics, predicted by decreases in CO2 saturation. Acute physiological and psychological dynamics during breathwork in turn predict sustained mental health benefits.

Nature

#Development #Techniques
Troubleshooting Edge (or Chrome) browser crashes · How to explore the causes of browser and renderer crashes https://ilo.im/15g33i

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#WebDev #Browser #BrowserExtensions #BrowserCrash #RendererCrash #Troubleshooting #Dumps

Troubleshooting Edge (or Chrome) Browser Crashes

In the modern browser world, there are two types of crashes: browser crashes and renderer crashes. In a browser crash, the entire browser window with all of its tabs simply vanishes, either on star…

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