🍄📊 Wanderland BI Demo 📈🐰

That does look suspiciously like a retail forecasting pipeline doesn't it

'the fuck did that happen

[it's wanderland silly... anything's possible when everything is everything]

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🍄📊 Wanderland BI Demo 📈🐰

And for the metaphorically challenged out there among you that can't figure out why a kid's song matters

Here's a 🪿

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🍄📊 Wanderland BI Demo 📈🐰 ^ 🍪🫙 Project Cookie Jar 🫙🍪

[the primetime crossover event of the season]

It took me 5 years to build my workflow engine the first time.

I've done it three times this weekend alone

All to sing a silly song

Life has a way

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This is a demonstration of event sourced workflows composed from fences found in markdown files

Wanderland treats those fences as first class functions

FaaS in a weirdly homoiconic mess of prose, code and data

[it's a lovely mess, just wiggly and lovely]

We're remixing them as a BI engine to power conversations with your sales forecasts

[they have a lot to say, don't forget to open a hole and listen]

The stress test clearly needs to be a round of "Who Stole the Cookie?"

[have you honestly never noticed how many children's songs just teach computing]

If we can pinpoint the cookie thief, I'm sure we can select the correct forecasting algorithm

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🫖 Grandmothers Teatime 👵🏻

[👵🏻 💜] :: What's on the tele tonight dearie?
[👵🏻 🩷] :: Well gotdamm... we got goose-pong tonight Geraldine
[👵🏻 💜] :: Game on Winona

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🫖 Grandmothers Teatime 👵🏻

[👵🏻 💜] :: What's new dearie?
[👵🏻 🩷] :: pippi -> wanderland's new pipeline manager and REPL
[👵🏻 💜] :: That's nice dearie. When are the 🪿 going to learn how to compose backronyms?

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🍄📊 Wanderland BI Demo 📈🐰

That source data is just a YAML file with some headers and some ```yaml fences in it

From that we get:

1. CLI access through oculus peek - return YAML, JSON whatever you need
2. API access through /api/oculus/peek - remote access over HTTP(S) to that little bit of YAML you stored in a markdown file once
3. CLI access through oculus exec - when you execute code you get data, when you execute data you get... data (why wouldn't you?)
4. API access through /api/oculus/fence/execute - because things don't stop being isomorphic just because you can't think of a good reason for them to be at the moment ;)

That's how we mock test data
That's how a small busness tracks its inventory
That's how an application team manages feature flags

That's how middleware for your mind allows you to express yourself... anyway you can think of (and probably lots that you haven't)

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# 🍄📊 Wanderland BI Demo 📈🐰

## Things Needing Doing
- [ ] 1. Seed a data store with some roughly retain looking data
- [ ] 2. Grow a data-table web component to render it
- [ ] 3. Grow some more web components to make it beautiful
- [ ] 4. Port the existing analysis from TS to Python fences
- [ ] 5. Snow day 🛷
- [ ] 6. Introduce the little guys from #3 to their new besties in #4

`oculus exec wanderland-bi-demo:things-needing-doing check 0`
`oculus exec wanderland-bi-demo:things-needing-doing check 1`
`oculus exec wanderland-bi-demo:things-needing-doing doing 2`

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Little side project for later this afternoon

Wanderland as a composable BI layer for data ops

Going back to my roots, supply chains and value chains

[they're not just for npm attacks]

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Musikerin LiLA auf der Bi+Pride:

Auf der Bi+Pride gibt es erstmalig Live-Musik:
Die Musikerin LiLA unterstützt das Bi+Event des Jahres mit ihrer Stimme. Seid gespannt auf Anfang und Ende der Demo am 23.9.

Bunt, laut, poppig. LiLA live zu erleben ist anders alsandere Popkonzerte. Ihre Kindheit in den 90ern hat ihre Spuren in LiLAs Bühnenperfomance hinterlassen.

Girlpower vs. Zerbrechlichkeit, deutsche Texte treffen auf poppige Melodien und harte Beats.
LiLA erzählt ihre Geschichten mit Mut, Offenheit, vor allem aber mit viel, viel Liebe. Dabei will sie Menschen nicht in Schubladen stecken - auch nicht vom Geschlecht her.

Mehr Infos auf www.lila-musik.de

#lieberlila #LiLA #lilamusik #bipluspride #bipride #musikaufdemcsd #bisexuell #bisexual #bimusic #queer #pansexuell #bi #lsbtiqa #csd2023 #csd #bipluspride2023 #bidemo #pride #lsbtiq #lsbti #lgbt #lgbtiqa

Bi+Pride 2023: Demoroute am 23.9.23

Treffen ab 11:30 Uhr Lange Reihe 101-99
Anfangskundgebung ab 12 Uhr
Loslaufen ab 12:30 Uhr
Ende ca. 15 Uhr Jungfernstieg

Es gibt kurz Live-Musik am Start und Ende.

Treffen/Anfangskundgebung: Lange Reihe 101-99
Hauptbahnhof / Kirchenallee
Mönckebergstraße
Zwischenkundgebung 1: Gerhardt-Hauptmann-Platz
Europapassage
Ballindamm
Lombardsbrücke
Stephansplatz
Zwischenkundgebung 2: Gänsemarkt
Ende/Abschlusskundgebung: Jungfernstieg

#bipluspride #bipluspride2023 #bipride #demoroute #csd #csd2023 #biplus #bisexuell #bisexual #bivisibility #bidemo #lsbtiqa #lsbtiq #lsbti #lgbt #pansexuell