A watched kettle never boils, especially if you don't turn it on. #beforecoffee
Oops. I forgot I was doing a crossword puzzle before I cooked breakfast and I forgot to close the app. I just finished it an hour later. 🤪
#AbsentMinded #BeforeCoffee?

Kleenex is adding a George Santos label to its decorator political line. Tissues of Lies.

#beforeCoffee

Humans think so highly of themselves. However, I wish humans could humble their superior notions. Position themselves lower than their surroundings so they can truly appreciate how great balance of all things is pinnacle and what keeps human existence possible. #morningthoughts #beforecoffee #mondays
Good Morning ☀️

a bit of snow - so good, because generally there is very little snow 🙄.

#winter #sunrise #sun #snow #beforeCoffee #pixelTeam #teamPixel #p6p
New album- Pat Benetar for Real Estate, feat. “Precious Tile.” #AmWriting #BeforeCoffee

Got into a friendly argument with a coworker this morning over the phrase: "Our team of professionals is ready to help you today."

They keep wanting to use "are". Nope, it's "is". Team is singular in US English. "of professionals" is a descriptor of team not the subject.

Oh, the silly things we argue about in the morning before coffee. 😁

#grammer #beforecoffee