A watched kettle never boils, especially if you don't turn it on. #beforecoffee
Oops. I forgot I was doing a crossword puzzle before I cooked breakfast and I forgot to close the app. I just finished it an hour later. 🤪
#AbsentMinded #BeforeCoffee?
Kleenex is adding a George Santos label to its decorator political line. Tissues of Lies.
Got into a friendly argument with a coworker this morning over the phrase: "Our team of professionals is ready to help you today."
They keep wanting to use "are". Nope, it's "is". Team is singular in US English. "of professionals" is a descriptor of team not the subject.
Oh, the silly things we argue about in the morning before coffee. 😁