God shares some reviews he's gotten in the past month from Substack subcribers. They include accolades like this:
"I believe in the Substack God."
Then he says that now he and his readers have found love, they need to decide what to do with it. One thing he's done: bought a Getty Images subcription so he can post high-res photos like the one below showing Trump's fanbase royally beclowning itself at the RNC.
"Who could have guessed that Rudy Giuliani would look back at the days of hair dye streaming down his face at a Four Seasons total landscaping parking lot and actually be nostalgic for a time less humiliating than right now?"
~ Brian Tyler Cohen
"Trump Complains About Judge Engoron's Jacked Before and After Body Pics"
Those pictures have been deemed "semi-nude" by the unhinged right.
Semi-nude? The judge is shirtless. Yay!
Who's next? Male swimsuit models? Are we going to categorize the swimsuit model web sites as "semi-nude", and porn?
Good god, look at this porn on Amazon! 😱
https://www.amazon.com/COOFANDY-Swimming-Swimwear-Swimsuit-Underwear/dp/B07MY1GVH5
Bloody idiots! The unhinged right is beclowning itself, again!
#USNews #USPol #UnhingedRight #SemiNude #porn #Amazon #idiots #beclowning #GOP
"Controversy follows Prince George's Council vote not to allow member to attend, vote remotely"
The lady is pregnant, for fuck's sake! Why not allow her to attend and vote at the meetings remotely???
Because douchebags are in charge, that's why.
Calvin Hawkins said this bullshit:
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“I’ve sat in this chair and listened to your moralistic, holier-than-thou comments," he said.
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What the fuck "holier-than-thou" thing did she say? She's bloody pregnant, you dumbass!
There should be no bloody question about allowing her to work remotely. You're just beclowning yourself with your bullshit.
#pregnancy #PGCounty #PrinceGeorgeCounty #CalvingHawkins #USNews #USPol #assholes #douchebags #idiots #bullshit #dumbasses #beclowning #RemoteWork #WorkingRemotely
OMG. People are doing poems.
And on aircraft carriers, of all places!
The mind shudders to think of all the deplorable implications.
Or, excuse me for my poor spelling: "The mind shutters to think." People doing poems! my godamighty!
#TommyTuberville #Alabama #beclowning #StupidityPersonified #military #NationalSecurity
https://morningshots.thebulwark.com/p/deplorables-deplorables-deplorables
Charlie Sykes notes that the "average Republican" believes that Trump made America great on the world stage, a belief that is "bonkers" when "Trump was perceived as a boob and a fool the world over."
Then he provides a rundown of what Trump ACTUALLY did on the international stage and how world leaders and citizens of other countries ACTUALLY regarded him.
#Trump #international #MAGA #ClownShow #beclowning
https://morningshots.thebulwark.com/p/trump-criminal-trial-after-election
"Elon is a bad person. And also an unserious person. The only good news, as Paul Musgrave writes, is that he has single-handedly undermined the mythology of the billionaire-genius myth."
~ Dave Karpf
#Elon #ElonMusk #Twitter #BirdSite #beclowning #BirdPoop
https://davekarpf.substack.com/p/twitter-and-the-end-of-the-infinite
"The slow-motion release of the Bedminster tape over the past month has set multiple traps for former President Trump to make inconsistent, incomplete, contradictory, and ultimately comical statements about what the recording captured."
~ David Kurtz
#Trump #crime #criminal #beclowning
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo/it-was-a-big-day-in-trump-accountability-world
"Yes, we have (fingers crossed) avoided a dreaded default. Which is better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Meanwhile, the U.S. government, prodded by House Republicans, has spent the past few months beclowning itself before the rest of the world."
~ Catherine Rampell
#Republicans #DebtCeiling #beclowning
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/05/28/debt-limit-deal-budget-differences/
William Lindsey 
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