Future Netflix: We have placed all of you within an enclosed bio dome… some of you are anti-vaxxers and some of you vaccinated ….but the feral animals infected with eradicated diseases will not know the difference…in “Science or Sacrifice”!

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Future Netflix: We have released your doctored personal information on every wanted list and the dark web with a sizeable bounty…now we will see if you can Live Free or Die!

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Future Netflix: You have 60 mins to cook…in this motel room…then the street sales and pending competition kills will determine if your team makes it to the next round of….”Meth Odds”!

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Future Netflix: So everyone enjoy yourselves…date whoever you feel attraction for…but remember one of you will be randomly murdered tonight…on “F*ck Murder Marry Island”

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Future Netflix: “So we have placed all you eligible cannibals on this secluded island to finally answer the ultimate question…Hunger or Love?”

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