Michelle-TessiahCus you pretty fine.. ;)
shr"You're like a word I don't know; I want to look you up." π
Mike KeleherI had to take my glasses off because I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
#badpickuplines
#badpickuplines
hugovangalen π€ πΉοΈ πΌ"Are you a CRYPTOGRAPHIC MODEL because you sure have some ELLIPTIC CURVES baby!"
Dan Wentzel π³οΈβπβI missed the eclipse. I was distracted by your moon.β
Miss Fidget
bluestarultor"Hey, baby, are we in The Matrix, because you are The One!"
"Oh, my gosh!" I laughed. "Really?"
"Yes."
I suddenly found myself staring down the barrel of a gun.
"Oh, SHIT!"
#PickupLines #BadPickupLines #TheMatrix #TootFic #SmallStories #MicroFiction
Environmental EccentricI changed my profile picture on Instagram, and got the usual flurry of questionable overtures. But this one... Seriously dude, What. The. F**k. #BadPickupLines #LikeReally #TodayIsNotTheDay #AndIAmNotTheOne (Marked as sensitive because it's creepy.)
Sheldon@JeanPhilippe I once asked my date, "What's your inner tree?"
She stopped in her tracks and was completely silent. Then I saw she had a tear in her eye. "Nobody's ever asked me that before. I'm an oak. I'm an OAK!"
But the question was just a joke that went over her head.
We didn't end up sharing our lives together. π
Jean-Philippe 
I once met a girl and told her "you must be my electron because we share a strong bond". Turns out she is a neuroscientist and thought my pick up line was charming. Five years later, we are still happily sharing our lives together! β€οΈ
#truestory #badpickuplines #pickupline #dating #relationships #howimetmywife