Hey baby you turn my software into hardware ;)

But like they just using a virtual machine... meaninf they literally are just simulating hardware.

#pickuplines #pickupline

As most of you know, I love all things vintage and historical.
Lately, I've been bombarded with bad dating stories and bad pick-up lines.
Here are some from the past:

"I envy the coffee cup that gets to kiss your lips every morning." ☕️

"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would walk in a garden forever." 🌹

"Is this a museum, because you look like art." 🖼

"Your name sounds like my new favorite word." 💬

#vintageromance #romance #romantic #dating #pickuplines #history

"Hey, uhm. You can't spell 'fuck' without you... kay?" *suppressed giggles prob intensify*

#PickUpLines #Dating #Silly

"I just wanted you to know I vote ALL THE WAY DOWN BALLOT." #VFA #PickupLines

https://www.votefromabroad.org

Hey Babe, you're checkin' all my boxes. Now let's check yours. #VFA #PickupLines

https://www.votefromabroad.org

As I walked past the road worker filling potholes, I said, "Hey, when you're finished here, come over to my house. I've got a hole in the back that needs stuffing too." 😉🚧

#BlueCollar #Bearded #Workwear #PickUpLines #Humor

Math teacher assigns class to come up with punny math jokes and they did not disappoint

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.upworthy.com/math-class-punny-jokes

Naughty
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