@RyanReynolds.
We need to talk.
My bottle of #AviationGin says it was:
“Distilled in Oregon and/or Indiana.”
AND/OR.
Sir.
That is not a location. That is a Boolean operator.
Be honest: did you recruit Deadpool, Cable, and at least one morally ambiguous scientist to create a bifurcated juniper timeline?
Did you build a Portland–Indianapolis wormhole in a copper still?
Is there a masked intern sprinting between states with a ladle yelling “IT’S CANON”?
Are there two mash bills arguing across the multiverse about who is the prime timeline?
Did Wolverine age backwards through a rickhouse to make this happen?
Because if this gin collapses its waveform mid-sip, I expect a post-credit scene.
Please explain yourself.




