Mastodawn

Prediction: England will be 2 down by midnight.
#Ashes #TheAshes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

Announcer at the Ashes just declared that the national anthem is God Save The Queen.
Whoops!
#Ashes #TheAshes #cricket #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

The Dark Knaik Dec 28

What happened in the #MCG test is cruel, tragic, and severe mockery to the beautiful game of test cricket. Both parties have never looked interested to play test the whole series so far.

#TheAshes #TheAshes2025 #AUSvsENG

SimonM Dec 27

Number of days since Australia have won an away Test in England: 909

Number of days since England have won an away Test in Australia: 0

#cricket #Ashes #TheAshes #AusEng #AusvEng #AusvsEng

Winter Rant Dec 26

🏏 🙈 🇦🇺 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Can the Australian curators put out a cricketing pitch that does not result in a two-day test match? Can we take a test match’s second innings into the tea session of Day 4? I did not realize that the Boxing Day Test in Australia was supposed to be about boxing 🥊 the batsman into tears. Bad puns aside, Australia needs to get its act together in preparing pitches for international cricket. Or is this a ploy to make Test Cricket as exciting as T20 cricket? Should we get the cheerleaders and fireworks out?

Also, can the English batsmen practice batting a tad bit between their drinking binges and scenic hikes. These guys could not hold the line for 30 full overs. I feel terrible for cricket lovers tuning in, and worse for folks buying very expensive tickets for Boxing Day tickets. I imagine they are tuning in to watch some runs being scored. Yeesh.

#Ashes #AUSvsENG #Cricket #TestCricket

Rod Sherwin Dec 26

Again, it's the lower half of the Australian order that is posting any sort of a competitive total. Then they have to bowel the opposition out as well. Batters seriously need to lift their contribution to victory. #TheAshes #Cricket #AusVsEng