“The pitch for the fourth Ashes Test in Melbourne has ‘done too much’ and has resulted in an ‘unfair’ contest between bat and ball, says former England captain Michael Vaughan.”
Did Australia and England bat on different pitches? Or is he complaining that the Australia bowlers are better? What is he even talking about, the wittering fool?
“England were pushed towards the precipice of the fastest Ashes series defeat in more than 100 years”
[insert the “we’re all trying to find who did this” meme here]
“Third test in balance after day one”
Yeah, I’ll believe that if England a) bat on day two and b) survive day two.