"Morning human... wakey! wakey!... any chance you could get up and give me my breakfast ? ...i've got a lot of sleeping to do this morning, and if i don't eat soon i'm not going to be able to fit it all in before lunch time... "
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Patron: what does that mean on your nametag, under your name - “he slash him”??
Me, just before my lunch break: those are the pronouns that would be correct to use when referring to me, so you could say for instance “is Dave working today? I brought *him* a sandwich.” I’m sharing my pronouns so others feel comfortable sharing theirs if they like.
Patron: oh! Thanks for that information!
Leaning against my chair leg. Wants to make sure I trip over her if I stand up. Because it's dinner time in 21 minutes. But actually not, it's an hour and 21 minutes, she just rejects standard time.
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