Ich möchte gerne jedes Mal 'nen Euro kriegen, wenn ein Zustellzeitfenster verpufft, oder eine Paketzustellung komplett verdunstet.

🙄

Übers Jahr käme da gut was zusammen.

#DHL #PaketWoBistDu #Aaaaaaaargh

TIL that the histamine content in trout can vary wildly based on the temperature of its living environment, which is probably why I was doing ok eating trout from Washington, but because of the tariffs just found out it now comes from Argentina and is probably why I've been having an allergy attack since 2am this morning. Holy crap. Will not be making that mistake again. Three types of antihistamines and no end in sight.

#mcas #aaaaaaaargh #histamine

Stop constantly updating your Terms of Use.

Just... have a decent set of terms that everyone can understand and agree to in the first place already!

#screamingIntoTheVoid #Enshittification #aaaaaaaargh

(okay, thanks for your patience, I'm fine again now. Really, I am!)