Judge Yuri 👩🏻⚖️Brilliant logic courtesy of my Mum, and some of her greatest hits, such as:
"No, you can't take swimming lessons! Are you crazy?! You could drown!"
Me, now, not knowing how to swim so if I'm ever in more than 5 feet of water, I WILL drown: 
(See also: "driving lessons"; "you could crash")