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They accused me of being afraid of the dark. BUT I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK!

So really, what other option do I have?

Just to be extra clear, I'm not afraid of the dark. If I was, would my phone be set to dark mode? I don't think so!

It's for charity!

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Given how well-armed and angry the child appeared to be at the time, I could focus only on 'How?'.

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You misunderstand me: I was fighting the inclusion of Childe Ballad 67 in the currently-accepted corpus, having unearthed evidence that it was a barely-altered early commercial jingle and not a product of the Folk Process at all.

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'The first rule of Fight Kids Club is…'

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He was trying to go get vaccinated, but I wouldn't let the Space Masons get him!

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Sir! would you suggest that I _run_ from a child?!