I was looking at the latest AARP mag...

"Wait? You're a member of AARP?"

Yes.

"How old are you?"

51.The minimum age for membership is 50. So I was checking out their magazine...

"What's that thing you call a magazine?"

 You know books?

"Yes."

Well, it is like a thin book that they send you every month by snail mail.

"What's snail mail?"

It is like email that you print out on paper and have delivered to people by snail! Understood?

"No need to get testy!"

So I as I was saying, I was checking out the magazine and saw this headline on the cover:

How to Stay Safe Drifting at Night

 Wait? Drifting? Isn't this a bit spicy for AARP. Oh, don't get me wrong. I've drifted in my youth. I was not the one driving, however. I was friends with a guy who did rally racing. He was the one driving.

Then I realized it was a fever dream:

Hot to Stay Safe Driving at Night

"I think you buried the lede with your nonsense at the start."

Begone, kiddo!

(Before someone gets on my case. Yes, it is "bury the lede." Even my dictionary got it wrong. Look it up!)

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