that was the feature for Monsterdon
1976#monsterdon #waxmuseum1976
Oof, got distracted - thanks for another fun night of launching movies deservedly into space, team, and as always, a special thank you to @Taweret for hosting. Let's vote better next week!
@strangefour @cptbutton I felt the lead feature started strong, I quite liked that part and hoped we were in for a fun ride. Then it just got so. dull. and turned into a police procedural and _wow_ did I stop caring, until they killed arguably the two best characters in the film, and then I was like "well THAT'S great we'd better get a good payoff"
and wow did we not get a good payoff xD
(I'm sorry but the singer/prostitute to my mind showed more defined individual _character_ than anyone in the film, with a lot of credit to the actress regardless of what you might think of her accent. She and Elsa Lanchester delivered the best performances regardless of what you think of their characters IMO)
In the category of Static movie in serious danger of letting plot happen I give #WaxMuseum1976 5 out of 5 stars. It was like staring at an actor pretending to be a wax figure for 90 minutes that felt like at least two hours. Then roughly fifteen minutes before the end, the movie suddenly realized it better deliver some plot twists and a resolution. All the loose ends are tied up in a hasty Detective Explains Everything in the Parlor scene.
Possibly the most interesting part was the sympathy for the mistreated Karkov. He served as a barometer for who was a good person. Like our young heiress, who must have serious moral armor around her heart to survive being watched over by that greedy harridan. At the beginning, John Carradine tried to get us interested in what little he was given. Ray Milland got to play a man getting put through the wringer.
Well, #monsterdon, we got what we voted for. Thanks @Taweret for hosting, @cherizilla for the bingo cards, and @miru for the movie feed.
RE: https://timeloop.cafe/@bunnyhero/116632885884579723
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jesus fucking christ i'm so mad at this movie now
(which is also the first actual emotion it's evoked out of me)
Not even a bingo for my troubles π’
miru's #PostMonsterdon offering, "Waxwork", evidently has special effects very reminiscent of Charles Band movies from the 1980s.
Elsa Lanchester
"She was Jessica Marbles, a sleuth based on Agatha Christie's Jane Marple, in the 1976 murder mystery spoof Murder by Death,"
That's where I knew her from!
#monsterdon #WaxMuseum1976
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Former actor runs wax museum and murders people to .. create platinum tools...
I don't even care. It sucked.
Thanks a lot, @Taweret , @JoeWynne , @Cherizilla , and all other #monsterdonian criminals involved in this waxy buildup.