🔍 Breaking news: The Earth does a little shimmy in the #Philippines, and suddenly everyone gets their #seismometers in a twist, predicting water chaos. 🌊 But don’t worry, because after 7.8 billion requests, they managed to crash the servers instead—no updates, just Edge refreshing like it's getting paid per click. 🤦♂️ #Priorities
https://www.yahoo.com/news/weather-news/articles/as--philippines-earthquake-001322726.html #Earthquake #WaterChaos #ServerCrash #Priorities #HackerNews #ngated
https://www.yahoo.com/news/weather-news/articles/as--philippines-earthquake-001322726.html #Earthquake #WaterChaos #ServerCrash #Priorities #HackerNews #ngated
