#BreakingNews We're just receiving word that a minor poster known only as @vv has inundated her followers today with what can only be described as a thick, pulpy stream of urine-related posts. Critics have flocked to mastodon with the hashtag #ViviIsOverParty after seeing posts dotted with disturbing hashtags such as #urea and #emiction. Additionally, users on the federated social media network Mastodon were offered a poll which requested their private medical information in a flagrant disregard for HIPPA.

Followers used to more tame posts by the poster such as "i'm baby" and "boosts are not endorsements--they're flirts" were unprepared for this change in tone, and demanded a return to the former type of post.

When asked, Gargron had only this to say: "who?"