Our nation’s farmers work very hard to grow this High Fructose Corn Syrup you better give thanks, Son.
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There’s soft serve ice cream at the end, Son, but only for members of the Clean Plate Club.
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Doodles are baby masterpieces, Son.
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Now let's talk about your underwear drawer, Son.
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No need to compromise, son.
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Give my feet a pull, Son... Oops! There go my dang boots.
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I’m not done, Son, but I deserve to be stuck with a fork.
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Now let's cut a rug, Son.
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Thirsty people can't get enough of me, Son!
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Son, you could say your old man is lookin' like a snack.
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