pepperoni kenshinso, met a super cute trans girl on the train platform tonight. not sure if it was mutual but I felt a spark. I gave her my deets so hopefully we will hang out again
#uselesslesbian
#uselesslesbian
i. celeste aurora 
[witchzard]M--: "You are the queen, I love you!"
Me: "๐ฅบ๐ฅบ"
Wrenasaurus Tex 
Yesterday I finished the #SapphicBook I started a week ago and started a new one today.
Clearly my Flirt-0-Matic Flirt Detector is incapable of working even in fiction books. I feel like I should have at least been been asked by the author before she used an example of me being a complete and total #UselessLesbian
Brenda, the bartender at a queer bar asks Olivia (Liv) if she and Roz, the woman who was just next to her and left for a moment to take a work call, are on a first date.
Olivia states they just met and don't know each other.
"๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฏ ๐ช๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ฑ ๐ธ๐ช๐ต๐ฉ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐ง๐ญ๐ช๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ,โ ๐๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ด๐ข๐ช๐ฅ, ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ด๐ฎ๐ช๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ธ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ. โ๐๐ตโ๐ด ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ๐บ ๐ค๐ถ๐ต๐ฆโ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐โ๐ฎ ๐ฆ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ๐ด๐ฅ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฐ๐ณ ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.โ
๐ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฅ. ๐๐ญ๐ช๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ?
๐๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฏโ๐ต ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ง๐ญ๐ช๐ณ๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐จ.
๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐ธ๐ฆ?
This is me in a nutshell.
No.
Friggin'.
Clue.
Ever.
๐บ Mlle Elise ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธA friend of mine on Bluesky said that if they're dead set on killing us then we ought to live as if we're going to die, and she's right.
So on that note, if you've ever found me cute, beautiful, endearing, and/or wanted to fuck a chubby mom friend/MILF type who gives great cuddles and will cook you breakfast, you should get in touch.
Dead serious.
#cutetransgirls #gaygirls #lesbian #transbian #girlslikeus #transisbeautiful #amiflirtingcorrectly #uselesslesbian #gayinyyj
So on that note, if you've ever found me cute, beautiful, endearing, and/or wanted to fuck a chubby mom friend/MILF type who gives great cuddles and will cook you breakfast, you should get in touch.
Dead serious.
#cutetransgirls #gaygirls #lesbian #transbian #girlslikeus #transisbeautiful #amiflirtingcorrectly #uselesslesbian #gayinyyj
Nour ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐the autistic struggle of only understanding things in hindsight, I'm now 80% certain that yesterday's hangout was actually a date ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
#UselessLesbian
edit: just saw an old post with this hashtag by @WrenArcher where she says "The Lesbian Uncertainty Principleโข" and this is painfully descriptive of how I behaved yesterday ๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ
J M Berntson#12 (2024-10-19) #NightCascades
Okay, so this turned out to not be a great Halloween Month fit. There was a #supernatural tag and the #occult was mentioned in the description, but that was honestly a very minor theme (and a bit of sequel bait).
It was a really sweet #VisualNovel about a pair of #UselessLesbian ex-girlfriends who reunite to solve an arson case in an #AlternateHistory 1980s. (One of them is a cop.)
Good art and writing, but no real choices and light on interaction.
Adrienne HarperGod, I'm such a #uselesslesbian already.
That moment when you bond with someone new so hard, but you're still happy to remain friends with them because they're happily dating someone else.
Here's the thing: this person is poly, but their main partner (who is mono) aggreed with them to only have one extra partner. If they dated me, it'd be one partner too many.
But my word. They are someone I would very much jive with on a romantic, emotional, and sexual level. Like jeebus, we are both horny motherfuckers in way too much TMI detail without any filter.
They said if their partner ever opened up the relationship for more partners, I'd be the first person they'd pick.
I think they like me, too.
And they are LOCAL. If nothing else, I have someone I just met that I feel I've known my whole life.
#mtf #musings #trans #lesbian #transbian #transwoman #transgender #transfemme #transfem #transfemale
Now @Whoโs got two thumbs and found out last night theyโve been somebodyโs girlfriend for a month?
This cutie~
*pokes themself in the eye with both thumbs*
#UselessLesbian 