“Before I heard him talk, I was like everyone else. You know what I mean? I was confused and uncertain about all the little details of life. But now,’ he brightened up, ‘while I’m still confused and uncertain it’s on a much higher plane…”
Terry Pratchett; Equal Rights
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“‘Tell me,’ Ludmilla whispered to Ridcully, ‘is this how wizards usually behave?’
‘The Senior Wrangler is an amazingly fine example,’said Ridcully. ‘Got the same urgent grasp of reality as a cardboard cut-out. Proud to have him on the team.'”
Terry Pratchett; Reaper Man
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