Phelon TuskBREAKING: Trump just started a War with Iran and I’m the only one who can End it. 🚀
My xAI Grok Predicted this EXACT Scenario 3 Years Ago (based, imo). Meanwhile, SpaceX is ready to Evacuate Humanity if this gets out of hand—because, let’s be real, I’m the only one with a Backup Planet. 🌍→🚀
Also, I challenged Trump to a Cage Match to settle this like Gentlemen. Who’s bringing the Popcorn?