#TrueNeutral: Wet Noodle of Ethics
Refuses to pick a side cuz "balance." Cowardice cosplaying as wisdom. If morality was a buffet this one's just hovering awkwardly with an empty plate, whispering "I don't want to offend the salad."
#ChaoticNeutral: Edgelord's Alignment of Choice
Does what they want when they want cuz "freedom" which means shrooms, arson, & bad poetry. Thinks being unpredictable is a personality. Really just a narcissist with a dice.
I'm at an axe-throwing place with my office, and this place has what I'd describe as true neutral vibes. Blank gray walls, mid bar food, totally random music playing... I don't know how long it's been here but it just has no energy whatsoever.
@kcappleguy sure! 🤷♀️❤️🍿
— me #trueneutral ama lol
anyone who isn’t in the *middle column or row* of the DnD alignment chart is going to ‘be trouble’ IMO
then again, that’s not a bad thing, per se!
^ the internal dialogue of #trueneutral lmao