Totally had to copy the alignment chart I saw Simon's Cat doing. My little monsters are ideal for it! Dave, of course, is chaotic evil. Enjoy! #alignment #good #evil #chaoticneutral #chaoticevil #lawfulgood #chaoticgood #neutralgood #lawfulneutral #trueneutral #lawfulevil #neutralevil

#TrueNeutral: Wet Noodle of Ethics
Refuses to pick a side cuz "balance." Cowardice cosplaying as wisdom. If morality was a buffet this one's just hovering awkwardly with an empty plate, whispering "I don't want to offend the salad."

#ChaoticNeutral: Edgelord's Alignment of Choice
Does what they want when they want cuz "freedom" which means shrooms, arson, & bad poetry. Thinks being unpredictable is a personality. Really just a narcissist with a dice.

I'm at an axe-throwing place with my office, and this place has what I'd describe as true neutral vibes. Blank gray walls, mid bar food, totally random music playing... I don't know how long it's been here but it just has no energy whatsoever.

#AxeThrowing #boring #neutral #trueNeutral

If #LawfulGood, #NeutralGood, and #TrueNeutral applied to programmers, what big names would fall into each category? #programming #ttrpg
I cut out pattern pieces for a mock up of a top for an upcoming ren faire and I just can’t be arsed to sew it.
I am pretty sure I can muster the crafting part of this costume. But I really don’t want to fucking sew an outfit. Even if it’s simple. I might just buy a simple white dress. The real costume piece is the hat. I’m going to be a nereid personified as a jellyfish.
So far my friend has not vetoed my idea to bring a taser to sting people who get in my way. #unseelie #darkfae #trueneutral

@kcappleguy sure! 🤷‍♀️❤️🍿

— me #trueneutral ama lol

anyone who isn’t in the *middle column or row* of the DnD alignment chart is going to ‘be trouble’ IMO

then again, that’s not a bad thing, per se!

^ the internal dialogue of #trueneutral lmao

I guess regarding the #blanketpillow-ratio discourse here I might be a #trueneutral??
I need 1 blanket and not more than 1 pillow, otherwise my bed gets to crowded and more places for spiders to hide >:(.