Sooo.... Which are you?

I'm chaotic neutral.
TP's probably under the sink... It's a gamble whether or not you can reach it

#poop #toiletpaper #chaoticneutral

Totally had to copy the alignment chart I saw Simon's Cat doing. My little monsters are ideal for it! Dave, of course, is chaotic evil. Enjoy! #alignment #good #evil #chaoticneutral #chaoticevil #lawfulgood #chaoticgood #neutralgood #lawfulneutral #trueneutral #lawfulevil #neutralevil
It's so easy to forget when you use a normal instance, that there are corners of the #Fediverse devoted to CSAM and saying the N-word all the time. We like to think that #Mastodon is a force for good, but #TruthSocial is a fork. #ActivityPub is #chaoticNeutral, at best; just like the rest of #OpenSource. Anyone can use it, good or not.

#TrueNeutral: Wet Noodle of Ethics
Refuses to pick a side cuz "balance." Cowardice cosplaying as wisdom. If morality was a buffet this one's just hovering awkwardly with an empty plate, whispering "I don't want to offend the salad."

#ChaoticNeutral: Edgelord's Alignment of Choice
Does what they want when they want cuz "freedom" which means shrooms, arson, & bad poetry. Thinks being unpredictable is a personality. Really just a narcissist with a dice.

@alexia set it both ways with a toggle in settings


#chaotic-neutral

The only difference between good and evil is whether or not it benefits you.

#chaoticNeutral #philosophy #ethics #morality

One of my coworkers gave me this pin. I think they're trying to tell me something..
#dnd
#nerdstuff
#chaoticneutral

Dungeons and Dragons is 50 years old.

It has influenced popular culture so much that my kid just described a classmate thus:

'Oh him? He's chaotic neutral.'

#DungeonsAndDragons #dnd #happybirthday #chaoticneutral