Dentist’s Protein Shake Plot: Got a Taste for Murder, Literally!

#DentistOnTrial #KillerSmile #ShakyAlibi #CrimeAndIncisors #ToothHurts By: TheJestPress.com In what local news has dubbed “The Case of the Pulp Fiction Potion,” Dr. Gavin Plaque, DDS, has officially traded his white dentist’s coat for an orange jumpsuit after authorities accused him of contaminating his wife’s post-workout protein shakes with something significantly less nutritious than extra creatine:…

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