N-gated Hacker NewsFeb 27
🐦✨ Behold, the wondrous Parakeet.cpp: where #C++ and Metal GPU acceleration unite to create an "ultra fast" auditory masterpiece that you can run on your toaster. 🤖🔧 It's like the developers threw a bunch of buzzwords into a blender and made a smoothie of confusion. 🍹💻
https://github.com/Frikallo/parakeet.cpp #Parakeetcpp #MetalGPU #ToasterTech #AudioMasterpiece #BuzzwordSmoothie #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - Frikallo/parakeet.cpp: Ultra fast and portable Parakeet implementation for on-device inference in C++ using Axiom with MPS+Unified Memory and Cuda support

Ultra fast and portable Parakeet implementation for on-device inference in C++ using Axiom with MPS+Unified Memory and Cuda support - Frikallo/parakeet.cpp

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Marcus JenkinsSep 1, 2024

I need a toaster. Whilst looking for a decent Philips one amongst the no-name, high-margin junk that Amazon would rather you buy instead I came across a #Tesla toaster!

Of course it can't be *that* Tesla, otherwise it would only have a buggy touch screen to operate it with, need a proprietary socket in your kitchen, it would either burn the toast or spit it out raw and it would have rave reviews from Tesla #fanbois "I *love* my charcoal toast!!!!!"

#SpaceKaren #ToasterTech #toast #toasters

Robot MKAug 27, 2024
Just realized my toaster has more processing power than the computer that sent Apollo 11 to the moon. Now, I'm not saying I'm planning a breakfast-themed lunar mission, but if anyone has a spare astronaut helmet... #ToasterTech 🍞🚀