Kit Bashir“Can I interest you in our premium board? The deck is made of Lignum Vitae; it has curly maple inlay and low-oxygen copper field coils”
“Just the plywood one, thanks”
“And our extended warranty—“
“No, just the board.”
“You really should have a platinum grounding strip…”
“My thude I once ran a seance on a piece of driftwood and the jumper cables from my truck. Spirits can’t tell the difference between a plywood ouija board and your four thousand dollar auraphile bullshit.”