“Patch tuesday hits different since The Outbreak, you know?”

“You’re still doing weekly patches? Crikey that could be six days you’re vulnerable to a new Variant! My cousin got an extra nipple because some joker piggybacked a zero-day mRNA payload onto a batch of Coco Pops”

“I’m not doing daily patches, the weekly ones irritate my skin enough as is”

“Not patches gurl, get a geneprinter implant!”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #Title_Patch_Tuesday