#NationalSlimeDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

I knew that a bird that lived by the sea was a seagull. But I couldn’t remember the name of a bird that is covered in slime and had to look it up online.
Googull.

#NationalPersonalSpaceDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

A close talking alien is a personal space invader.

#NationalFibonacciDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

Knock.
Knock.
Knock knock.
Knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock.
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock.

Who's there?

Fibonacci.

#ThursdaysThoughts
#NationalCheckYourWipersDay

A parking control officer went to the trouble of leaving a note under the wipers to let me know I'd positioned my car correctly on the street.
It said "Parking Fine".
So that was nice.

#NationalCashBackDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

Don't know if this is a scam, but I just received a text saying I'd won $250 cash back or 2 VIP tickets to an Elvis tribute concert.
I had to Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show...

#ThursdaysThoughts
#NationalMuleDay

Don’t speed if you are towing a trailer of donkeys. You will get pulled over for hauling ass.

#NationalGinandTonicDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

An Oxford comma walks into a bar...
Orders a gin, and tonic.

#NationalFarmerDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

The farmer’s wife was feeling a bit impatient with his constant punnery after a long day of bailing in the fields.
As the entered the barn, he looked at the final bale and said “Hay!”
That was the last straw.

#GoodNeighbourDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

If you make an offer of $20 to your elderley neighbour to try out their stair lift, they may take you up on it.
Or you may get taken for a ride. 🤷🏻‍♂️

#NationalChaiDay
#ThursdaysThoughts

I tried some of my brother's chai the other day.
It wasn't my cup of tea.