Yer Pal, Mr. Cuzn Ed (he/him)May 23, 2025
I’m attending a nephew’s high school graduation—pretty sure the first one i’ve been to since my own... 35 years ago...
Anyway.
I’m wearing athleisure-y pants and a nothing-special shirt-with-buttons, untucked. And i’m WILDLY over-dressed.
#TheseKidsToday #AndTheirParents
e. e. yikesJun 22, 2023

Coworker keeps sharing “funny” TikTok content about the submersible.

Content aside, the videos themselves are just…odd & disorienting? They last 5 seconds or less, and in that time there is some very LOUD music, a series of abruptly-changing images, and a wall of text to explain a joke I guess(?) we weren’t trusted to understand.

I don’t get the appeal AT ALL. What happens to your brain if you feed it a constant diet of whatever the hell that is? #TheseKidsToday #GetOffMyLawn

Giant AwakeMay 23, 2023

Kaum bin ich zuhause, versuchen beide großen Kinder unabhängig voneinander mich auszukitzeln.

Kein Respekt mehr vorm Alter. Ts!

#TheseKidsToday #TheseKidsAreAlright

Charlie WildeJan 2, 2023

Charlie Parker’s coroner estimated he was between 55 and 60 when he died.

He was actually 34.

Think about that next time you catch your son or daughter sneaking off to listen to bebop.

#TheseKidsToday #Jazz #OpiateCrisis

Bob JonkmanSep 14, 2017
Bought a cheap laser printer a while ago. Today, bought toner cartridges, $100 a pop! I point at the boxes and tell the clerk "Razor blades..." The clerk calls his colleague: "Where do we keep the personal care products?" #TheseKidsToday. I must be a #duffer.