"My place in Old Oachahd, it pretty mahch pays fuh itself if I rent it most of the summah. But I won't rent it to these cawledge kids thah. Yah neveh know what theyah gonna do." Ma'am you are absolutely bombed off Mai Tais at 8:30PM on a Tuesday and have smoked easily half a pack of Marlboro Reds since I've been here, what exactly are you afraid of?

#ILoveNewEngland #Maine #TheWayLifeShouldBe #OOB

Tonight is the night when you realize that 10 days sounds like a long time when you're booking the vacation but is heartbreakingly short when you're on it. So to keep from crying let's do THREE GOOD THINGS™️!

🫎 SAW BABY MOOSE AGAIN!

🦌 Also deer.

👨🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻 Friend group bonding time in the woods.

#Thankful we have two more days and the weather looks good. I hope you find some summer relaxation even if you can't travel. 🫂😘 #ThreeGoodThings #Gratitude #Mindfulness #Maine #TheWayLifeShouldBe

Scrolling through #TikTok where everyone is doing their GRWM for Friday night Going Out, and then I look around the house here and the argument is do we do another round of hot tub or just go curl up in bed? I consider that a nice Friday but maybe I'm just old.

How's your weekend shaping up?

(The bedding here is lots of heavy cotton quilts and fleece which is making us all sleepy boys, to be fair.)

#Maine #TheWayLifeShouldBe #Vacationland #ILoveNewEngland

I mean,

#Maine #TheWayLifeShouldBe #ILoveNewEngland

FITBIT: Your heart rate is high during a period you're normally inactive! You should be concerned.

ME: ...

ME: (looks up)

ME: (wipes face)

ME: I'm on *vacation*.

FITBIT: Would you like to take a survey about your high heart rate?

ME: No, I mean, I'm on *gay vacation*.

FITBIT: Here are some heart health sugge--

(FitBit impacts wall)

ME: Now, where were we? 😈

#Gay #Vacationland #ILoveNewEngland #TheWayLifeShouldBe #Fitness

He needs a name.

#Maine #Vacationland #TheWayLifeShouldBe #ILoveNewEngland