Dockers is the craziest person on TV. How can you go from cheering someone one minute to then wishing they would fall? Does he have multiple personality disorder or something? #TheSummit

‘You’re not the Godfather’ - No, Dockers is more like Jack from Lord Of The Flies. He’ll probably go tribal by the end of the series. #TheSummit

Thank God Warren is still in it. He seems like such a lovely person. They should bring him back on Gladiators. #TheSummit

‘With great speed comes great responsibility’? Someone misquoted Spider-Man. #TheSummit

The irony of Dockers calling Afton an irritant. That’s like if Mr Bean called someone else an idiot. #TheSummit

They got rid of TOM? Are they bloody idiots? They're going to be hopeless without him. Tom was the one who knew what he was doing! #TheSummit

'He is the most annoying creature I've ever met' - So...I take it you don't like Tom then? #TheSummit

Gillian McKeith's daughter thinks a proper tent has a bed and a mattress. Was her tent a mansion, or one of those bigger-on-the-inside tents from Harry Potter? #TheSummit

'I don't want to do it' - Don't worry, if in doubt just fake a faint. #TheSummit

'My Mum is Gillian McKeith' - Okay, this woman is so going to fake a faint later into the series. #TheSummit