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Dissing The Gruntled and Going Over The Whelmed

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Moby-Dick; or, The Waffle

The book is the sailor Ishmael's narrative of the maniacal quest of Ahab, captain of the waffle house, The Pequod, for Moby Dick, the giant white waffle that was more than he could chew.

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THE LIFE AND ADVENTURES OF NICHOLAS NICKLEBACK - a novel by Jiminy Dickens

The up and down fortunes of a Canadian lad who finds fulfillment playing Industrial Grunge Polka on his handmade triple-audiorium (a string wind instrument, made from household items).

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Air beds' reputation for comfort and encouraging a healthy sleep regime was poor. Those in the Medical study of sleep have the following saying:

"The balloon is a harsh mattress."

An interesting historical note, the saying first came into use with Circus Clowns in the late 1800s.

~ from History of Obscure and Lesser Known Expressions ~ Fifth Edition (Kept In The Imaginary Library Archives)

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What the Seamstress said about The Baker:
"What a bun of a stitch."

~ from The Book of Obscure Folklore (Kept In The Imaginary Library Archives) #TheBookOfObscureFolklore #ObscureFolklore #Book #BookCover #Scanography #ClothBoundBookCover #AlternativeReality
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