#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe NOT to tell #Santa where my parents keep the booze.

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...the elves are planning a revolt.

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...Santa can't do anything abour my weird & warped sense of humor.   

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...the reindeer left me a big present 💩 on the roof that should be cleaned off before it warms up

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe...
...that Santa 🎅 really liked the whiskey and mary jane edible cookies!

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that I would not believe what the paternity test said who the father was!

[Thank you @AlexKintnersMom]

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that I need to be respectful ...

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Happy #Hanukkah, #Ḥănukkāh, #Chanukah, #Chanukkah, #Chanuka, #Chanakah #Kwanzaa

#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that my sweater looked marvelous.

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe that Santa now makes his Naughty Lists from PornHub playlists.

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#TheChristmasTreeAngelToldMe I can see my house from here!

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