C."I AM GOING TO MAKE [crime], ALONG WITH THE ECONOMY, INFLATION, STRONG BORDERS, AND ENERGY DOMINANCE, MY TOP PRIORITY."
--actual quote, by actual claimed literate adult
You can't make this #*$@ up. There's a famous joke/anecdote about an employee relating their company's manager/VP/CEO direction to focus on "these 7/10/17 top priorities" or something along those lines, when clearly no such thing is possible. And this idiot is living that dream.