A few years ago, I had an idea for a sitcom: Teen Jesus. Some dialogue between JC and his buddy…
Judas: Hey, JC, you got something we can munch on while we work in our school project?
JC: I’ll ask Mom to make some matzo.
Judas: Matzo? Can’t you ask her to make some Pizza rolls?
JC: No, I can’t because pizza is a thing that hasn’t been invented yet, dipshit!
Judas: Well, pardon me, Thing-That-Hasn’t-Been-Invented-Yet Face.
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