Woke up stupidly early for no good reason, so decided to defeat #systemd's idiotic networking bug once and for all. An hour later ... if anyone can think of a better way to make DHCP actually work on powerup than with `@reboot /sbin/dhclient en0wtf1` in crontab do please let me know, but without that, networking only works after a reboot. #debian #networking #SystemdIsShit #FuckSystemd