Well, not the best start to my year...

Been sick with bronchitis since Christmas, and then this.

Something malfunctioned with the logging container and we pushed nearly a Terabyte of nonsense logs over a 4 day period to the logging service, resulting in a $625.92 bill.

Yay 🎉😖

Foolishly, I didn't have usage limits set, because "we hardly use any data".

#ComputersWereAMistake #StupidTechnology #Arghhhhh

I think my first day as head of global IT for microsoft is going pretty well

#thisisfine #stupidtechnology

At risk of sounding like #oldmanshakesfistatcloud here, but why in the name of all that's sane do we have to download an app for everything now? We used to have websites.

#theworldsgonemad #stupidtech #stupidtechnology #Ijustwanttobuysomething

I hate 2 factor authentication with every fibre of my being! I forgot my work phone to go to work today, and now I can't log in to anything. 2FA pretty much nullifies the advantage of having an Internet. Might as well have stationary f**king dumb terminals again.

#2fa #stupidtechnology

tl;dr – People in NYC still don't give a shit what you do or look like, but in other places, they will likely put the dummy sticker on your back.

#Technology #StupidTechnology #UnnecessaryTechnology #PleaseDontDoThisTechnology

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