JL Johnson 
I’m so excited! Today is: If you time it correctly, you can have all of the stores to yourself day. Awkward name for a holiday but I don’t make the rules.
Also looking forward to finding lots of new things to mute here on Mastodon. Weeee!
Finder of Impossible Things#Journal, Day 1788
Sunday, 08 February 2025
Ukraine War: Day 1093
Hamas-Israel War: Day 490
Mass shootings in the USA in 2025: 32
Day 14 of #concussion
#secondopinion #birdsofmastodon #cableTVfail #eyesore #stupidbowl #sportsball
Cary ✨so you know what's so great about the #Stupidbowl? it means that football season is finally over for this year.
also, if the team was called the Smeagles instead of the Eagles, and the Chiefs were called the Handkerchiefs, neither one of the teams would win. the smeagles would forever be looking for their precious, and the Handkerchiefs would be looking for someone's nose to blow. #stupidBowl
so, the #StupidBowl is happening today. You know what this means? It means that football season is finally over for the year. 🎉🎊🍾🥂